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7/29 - Broadway Comedy Club NY, NY 10p.m.

 

When Did Fantasy Stop Including Porn?

Remember when fantasy used to involve porn? Now it mostly means pretending you manage a professional football team. As if football couldn't get any gayer. With the tight ends, the long snappers, the plugging of the holes, the ripping up the middle, the Dallas Cowboys. Okay pals. Why don't you protest gay marriage a little bit more with Tony Romo jersey on your back?

 

How did I get talked into this? Well my friends are really cool and I thought it would be a fun activity for my girlfriend and I to do together. I also thought it would mean a lot of viewing parties with a lot of wings...and beer. Turns out it is a bunch of work. Plus, like five minutes before the draft starts my girlfriend says "I don't want any rapists or wife-beaters on our team." So The Codependants is comprised of 13 kickers, Michael Sams, a Jets towel boy, a hot dog vendor from Giants stadium, and the WNBA is covering their bye weeks.

 

 

 

 

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Diversify

Wow. I am really getting a variety of gigs. Steady work at Butch Bradley's Comedy Hideaway, host of the South Jersey Pride Picnic, dunking booth at the Seafood Festival, and don't for get walking a 134 pound lab. Um yeah... is Trump hiring?

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Friendsgiving,

What do you do when you didn't get around to using your free Easter turkey from Shoprite? You throw a Friendsgiving!!! What the heck? You are going to get another free turkey for Thanksgiving anyway.

 

And just like a regular Thanksgiving, a guest is drunk.  And now here's Franks: hello dear friends. I am here to report the events of Friendsgiving. I am currently enjoying a sensory overload. The turkey smell is wafting through the backyard demanding our stomachs attention. There are several children laughing and enjoying the pool. The sun is shining and it's a wonderful day. As with any Thanksgiving there is much to be grateful for. New friends, new opportunities, and lots of adult beverages.  I am going to return to said adult beverage and turn this wonderful blog back over to its owner; the talented Michelle Tomko. Thanks for the guest appearance! 

 

 

 

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Giggin' It!

Jet setting this weekend. Playing the hottest new club in town Butch Bradley's Comedy Hideaway all weekend. I'm the feature act with Butch himself on Sunday. I did a pod cast for a pod cast festival in Philidelphia today.  I passed the Liberty Bell and thought "thanks guys". I'm glad I can say what I want in this country all weekend and except for a few crazy-eyed drunks who heckle me, I'm home free.

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Hecklers

I learned comething about hecklers tonight. There was a loud table. Almost obnoxious enought to get bounced. But all the comics handles them very well in their own special, unique way. But our headliner John Fisch gets the most credit. Because he is funny. And also as you can imagine when it came time for him they were the drunkest.

 

But I liked this heckling table. They were merely responding to my material and putting in their two cents. Bring that on. What I can't stand is table talking about where they are going to eat after the show when I am talking about weddings.

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Michelle Tomko's comedy is a fervent blend of tomboy sensibilities courtesy of the older brothers she grew up with in the Midwest and the barrage of perimenopausal chaos the East Coast world has heaped upon her. She pulls her humor from everyday observations and classic stories of family, travel, pets, and adversity. With razor-sharp crowd work and improvisational skills to the rock-solid timing of a veteran performer, Michelle’s act is not to be missed!

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