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A Chili int he Air

Don't you hate it when a visit from the Pope steals all the thunder from the chili cook-off you are judging in Galloway, New Jersey? 

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Voices in My Head

The Muppets are back! I'm excitied. That is until Miss Piggy opened her mouth. Imposter! I know that voice in the way I know my own mother's. How dare you ABC?

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My Bench Scored More...

Okay So fantasy football is boggling my mind more than common core and Donald Trump put together. My bench scored more than my Starters.


If my FANTASY is to manage, why can't I substitute?

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I cannot figure out the draw of fantasy football. The gamble every Sunday is like an eleven-hour, mind-twisting, roulette bet. Why am I putting myself through this?

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What to Wear?

Friday I wore an T-shirt, jeans and a straw hat onstage. Tonight a wore 4 inch heels and a tunic. Both looked nice. but I wonder which one is me??

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Blog Author

Michelle Tomko's comedy is a fervent blend of tomboy sensibilities courtesy of the older brothers she grew up with in the Midwest and the barrage of perimenopausal chaos the East Coast world has heaped upon her. She pulls her humor from everyday observations and classic stories of family, travel, pets, and adversity. With razor-sharp crowd work and improvisational skills to the rock-solid timing of a veteran performer, Michelle’s act is not to be missed!

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