Remember when fantasy used to involve porn? Now it mostly means pretending you manage a professional football team. As if football couldn't get any gayer. With the tight ends, the long snappers, the plugging of the holes, the ripping up the middle, the Dallas Cowboys. Okay pals. Why don't you protest gay marriage a little bit more with Tony Romo jersey on your back?
How did I get talked into this? Well my friends are really cool and I thought it would be a fun activity for my girlfriend and I to do together. I also thought it would mean a lot of viewing parties with a lot of wings...and beer. Turns out it is a bunch of work. Plus, like five minutes before the draft starts my girlfriend says "I don't want any rapists or wife-beaters on our team." So The Codependants is comprised of 13 kickers, Michael Sams, a Jets towel boy, a hot dog vendor from Giants stadium, and the WNBA is covering their bye weeks.