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7/29 - Broadway Comedy Club NY, NY 10p.m.

 

When Did Fantasy Stop Including Porn?

Remember when fantasy used to involve porn? Now it mostly means pretending you manage a professional football team. As if football couldn't get any gayer. With the tight ends, the long snappers, the plugging of the holes, the ripping up the middle, the Dallas Cowboys. Okay pals. Why don't you protest gay marriage a little bit more with Tony Romo jersey on your back?

 

How did I get talked into this? Well my friends are really cool and I thought it would be a fun activity for my girlfriend and I to do together. I also thought it would mean a lot of viewing parties with a lot of wings...and beer. Turns out it is a bunch of work. Plus, like five minutes before the draft starts my girlfriend says "I don't want any rapists or wife-beaters on our team." So The Codependants is comprised of 13 kickers, Michael Sams, a Jets towel boy, a hot dog vendor from Giants stadium, and the WNBA is covering their bye weeks.

 

 

 

 

Blog Author

Michelle Tomko's comedy is a fervent blend of tomboy sensibilities courtesy of the older brothers she grew up with in the Midwest and the barrage of perimenopausal chaos the East Coast world has heaped upon her. She pulls her humor from everyday observations and classic stories of family, travel, pets, and adversity. With razor-sharp crowd work and improvisational skills to the rock-solid timing of a veteran performer, Michelle’s act is not to be missed!

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