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Above the Fold Baby!

above the fold michelle tomkoabove the fold michelle tomkoWhat's better than waking up to a ton of texts from friends that saw you in the paper this morning and you are confident you are not a part of the police blotter? NOTHING! That's the case today. Grateful to be "above the fold" in Atlantic City's paper of note today, the first day of spring, where it is of course - snowing. That's okay. Stay home and read the paper. Safety first.

If you are one of the legions of fans who the Press of Atlantic City drove over here this morning, welcome. I confidently expect this recent exposure to skyrocket my michelletomko.com hits into the triple digits. I'm coming to get you Dubstep Cat! Soon I will be able to afford that little black/blue/gold/white/orange dress I've had my eye on.

If you really are visiting me for the first time today please enjoy blog #79. My New Year's resolution is to blog everyday. Taking into consideration the stack of journals with only the first few pages written in them in my possession, I may have missed a day or two if I hadn't given myself some public accountability. So for those of you flailing with your stop smoking, lose weight, or work out more resolutions go ahead and Tweet what you are doing. Put a photo of your fat and smokey self right on your homepage. Believe me, it willincrease your success. Well maybe not if you are looking for a date. But it will inspire change. I know I probably would have taken the day off when my dad died or when my eyes were glued shut from pink eye if I only had to write in my little book. Try it. I dare you. 

So while you are here, take a look around. Check out some of my favorite blogs to date. And friend me. I love new friends. And follow me on Twitter. I think I know what a hashtag is now. Thanks for all your support.

http://www.michelletomko.com/blog/the-centrum-silver-screen
http://www.michelletomko.com/blog/big-d
http://www.michelletomko.com/blog/starbucks-or-fivebucks
http://www.michelletomko.com/blog/moosh-dont-you-bring-that-dog-down-here

http://www.pressofatlanticcity.com/life/funny-female-linwood-comedienne-diversifying-to-get-more-laughs/article_efd62949-8c49-57be-803f-e3e0f4a61063.html?mode=image&photo=1

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Michelle Tomko's comedy is a fervent blend of tomboy sensibilities courtesy of the older brothers she grew up with in the Midwest and the barrage of perimenopausal chaos the East Coast world has heaped upon her. She pulls her humor from everyday observations and classic stories of family, travel, pets, and adversity. With razor-sharp crowd work and improvisational skills to the rock-solid timing of a veteran performer, Michelle’s act is not to be missed!

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