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Dogs Have Owners. Cats Have Staff.

I just did a pet sitting 180. I went from four Labradors to two cats. There could not be a more disparaging example of codependency. I literally went from having beings meeting me coming out of the bathroom with the joy that could only be likened to seeing fireworks on Fourth of July or having an audience with the Dalai Lama, to two creatures that wouldn't piss on me if I was on fire. EVEN THOUGH I AM THEIR ONLY SOURCE OF FOOD! 

So I guess the world could be boiled down to two types of people in the same manner. Donald Trump, Ocho Cinco, or the lady with 19 items in the 12 items or less line are all examples of the cats among us. Dolly Parton, Steve Irwin, the stocky lady at the office who always wears a Halloween costume and bakes brownies when it is someone's birthday? Those are the pups of the word.

I know which group I like better. But I am still trying to figure out which group I want to belong to. How about you?

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Michelle Tomko's comedy is a fervent blend of tomboy sensibilities courtesy of the older brothers she grew up with in the Midwest and the barrage of perimenopausal chaos the East Coast world has heaped upon her. She pulls her humor from everyday observations and classic stories of family, travel, pets, and adversity. With razor-sharp crowd work and improvisational skills to the rock-solid timing of a veteran performer, Michelle’s act is not to be missed!

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