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How About We Legalize Pot But Ban Potholes?

Here's a sentence you don't want to hear. "They won't warranty that." Perfect. Right before my road trip to Cleveland I have to buy a new tire. Here's another bad sentence from the same guy. "I just filled two dump trucks full of tires from people with the same damage from potholes." WHAT? Great job New Jersey. Please oh please continue to place your cones, widen your lanes, and make new exits. All while your main roads are falling apart. 

Thank god I was at Kowalski Tire in Egg Harbor City at least. Coolest guys ever! They offered to put my spare on for free until my tire comes in, were nice, and even gave me a wholesale price. Chivalry is not dead. The princes just wear grease-stained sweatshirts now. No lie. http://www.kowalskitire.com/

In a world where people you can get a fine for not recycling a plastic bottle properly one garage sent two trucks of damaged tires off to the dump. What a waste! We have got to fix these roads. We all look like we deserve DUI's when we are just looking out for potholes. You can't see what the hell is in front of you either if you are always looking down. 

We at least need a band aids on all these holes. Rub some dirt in them. Something. Well I guess there is a surplus of rubber. We will have to chop that up and stick it in the holes. I mean how many workers does it take to fix a pothole anyway? I guess we will never know.

Or if you are not going to fix the holes Jersey Government, then legalize the pot. That way we will just stay home off the roads and say "cool" a lot. Watch out for your tires pizza boy.

I know we are the garden state. But come on.

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Michelle Tomko's comedy is a fervent blend of tomboy sensibilities courtesy of the older brothers she grew up with in the Midwest and the barrage of perimenopausal chaos the East Coast world has heaped upon her. She pulls her humor from everyday observations and classic stories of family, travel, pets, and adversity. With razor-sharp crowd work and improvisational skills to the rock-solid timing of a veteran performer, Michelle’s act is not to be missed!

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