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How is there a London?

OMG! Strange weather in New Jersey this week. What I have noticed here is that it only rains for a day and then the following day is beautiful. But I could be wrong. I'm inside a casino high on scotch and pumped oxygen most of the time. But I haven't seen the sun in a week and I am feeling it. 

How is anyone still alive in London? If I could stay awake long enough I may consider taking a header of London Bridge or doing some Jack the Ripping myself. Sheesh. My sleep is off, my brain is as foggy as the atmosphere, and mood is crashing faster than the Ocean Waves.

But on the flip side it is the Garden State. In the same vain as how dog lovers consider October through April "Beach Season" because our dogs can go on the beach. My garden buddies are thrilled. So hopefully my vitamin D deficiency can be countered by a fill of organic antioxidants.  

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Michelle Tomko's comedy is a fervent blend of tomboy sensibilities courtesy of the older brothers she grew up with in the Midwest and the barrage of perimenopausal chaos the East Coast world has heaped upon her. She pulls her humor from everyday observations and classic stories of family, travel, pets, and adversity. With razor-sharp crowd work and improvisational skills to the rock-solid timing of a veteran performer, Michelle’s act is not to be missed!

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