One of the first things that you do when you are spring cleaning in purge the files. Especially today with identity theft being a legitimate occupation it is more important than ever to shred. I got all organized and filed a box of little pieces of my paper history to take to Green Fest in my neighborhood. But the truck never showed. WTF? Talk about your trust issues being tested. The company hired to destroy items containing sensitive information just had a no show.
It's amazing to think that such security measures need to be taken with tax returns from 2001, expired coupons, and tons of Capital One exclusive offers. What makes me authorized to have exclusive offers? The fact that I have a mailbox? "What's in your junk box?" Really Capital One. Take the hint would ya? You're like Duckie from Pretty in Pink. Knock it off.
I ended up having a fire with friends. Turning a negative into a positive. Plus junk mail makes great kindling. But it's a pain in the ash.
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Michelle Tomko's comedy is a fervent blend of tomboy sensibilities courtesy of the older brothers she grew up with in the Midwest and the barrage of perimenopausal chaos the East Coast world has heaped upon her. She pulls her humor from everyday observations and classic stories of family, travel, pets, and adversity. With razor-sharp crowd work and improvisational skills to the rock-solid timing of a veteran performer, Michelle’s act is not to be missed!