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Napping as Rome Burns.

I did something super rare for me today. I took a nap. Even when I was a child I never slept. I remember watching Carson and Benny Hill in the third grade on a school night. Remember when TV told you when to watch something?

As I have gotten older my anxiety usually had me tossing and turning. But today my body just had a system crash. Boom. I'm getting older. A lot of chaos is happening around me. Michelle fall down now. It's actually a really good feeling. Unless of course it's due to an diagnosed thyroid or diabetic problem.

Today as I found myself knee deep in the worst stress of all, CHANGE, I found myself able to rise above it -literally. I felt like I was floating above watching the sitcom that is my life. Don't worry. I didn't burst intoDefying Gravity from Wicked as I shredded my old mail. But I am seeing things clearer now. But quick question. Who gives me my chocolate milk and saltines like Mrs. Green gave me in kindergarten afterthe otherkids napped in the afternoon?

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Michelle Tomko's comedy is a fervent blend of tomboy sensibilities courtesy of the older brothers she grew up with in the Midwest and the barrage of perimenopausal chaos the East Coast world has heaped upon her. She pulls her humor from everyday observations and classic stories of family, travel, pets, and adversity. With razor-sharp crowd work and improvisational skills to the rock-solid timing of a veteran performer, Michelle’s act is not to be missed!

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