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What Color Is This Blog?

Really?  This broke the Internet?
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Getting Nelson Mandela out of prison didn't break the Internet. Ending the war in Iraq didn't either. Even when the first presidential "blue dress" was all everyone was talking about Al Gore's invention was not brought to its knees. That dress by the way was clearly blue and white. But skip to 2015 when everyone is coming to blows about the magic of digital photography and a little white...blue...gold...black. Whatever.

People what is wrong with world? I mean we have the technology. The internet is a wonderful thing. It can connect families, scientists, like-minded people who can meet in cyberspace and discuss meaningful ideas. Petitions can be signed, Google Earth can show you a picture of your roof, a brilliant blog can infiltrate your consciousness ( hint hint). Using it to argue over the color of a dress, or exchange cat photos for that matter, is like using the robots the medical community uses to save lives in surgery to play the Operation - the game!

Shame on you web surfers! If you want to look at colors, Google aurora borealis. No white balance needed. 

P.S. It's an ugly dress. Unless you are Heather Graham you have no business in horizontal stripes anyway. No matter what color it is.

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Michelle Tomko's comedy is a fervent blend of tomboy sensibilities courtesy of the older brothers she grew up with in the Midwest and the barrage of perimenopausal chaos the East Coast world has heaped upon her. She pulls her humor from everyday observations and classic stories of family, travel, pets, and adversity. With razor-sharp crowd work and improvisational skills to the rock-solid timing of a veteran performer, Michelle’s act is not to be missed!

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