It's ten degrees tonight. It's that kind of weather where neighbors worry that their pipes will freeze, their windshield wipers will snap, and their perennials won't come back. But then you always have that one asshole in the neighborhood who could give two shits about his dog and leaves him outside. Like all of a sudden every breed turns into an Akita and can brave a frozen flippin' tundra because he has a three-sided plastic dome that looks like an igloo. It is driving me crazy because this barbaric crap is all legal. A dog needs two things: shelter and thawed water. There is no attention to type of dog. A short-haired pug has the same requirements as a Saint Bernard. Amazing right? So throw your Shih Tzu outside folks. That dog is descended from wolves pal.
I think I finally found a scenario that I can't make funny. Bring your freakin' dog in. So I can get some sleep.
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Michelle Tomko's comedy is a fervent blend of tomboy sensibilities courtesy of the older brothers she grew up with in the Midwest and the barrage of perimenopausal chaos the East Coast world has heaped upon her. She pulls her humor from everyday observations and classic stories of family, travel, pets, and adversity. With razor-sharp crowd work and improvisational skills to the rock-solid timing of a veteran performer, Michelle’s act is not to be missed!