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This is Crazy. But Here's My Number. So Call Me!

Is this how we are doing this now? Really? I missed out on subbing at a gig tonight readers. You know why? Because I wasn't on Facebook an hour before the show when the private message came through. Not only that, but this is the second booker and the second time this has happened.

Now I have a website with my phone number right at the top. I have a cell phone. I have handed out a thousand business cards that have that telephone number on it. I have a phone with me at all times. Is it proper protocol to give people job offers on Facebook now? Isn't that a little unprofessional? Or have I just been using it for the wrong things? Because I thought Facebook Messenger was to troll for people at 1:00a.m., cyber-bully and send Rotten eCards to people from High School whose birthday you only remember because you see it in the news feed. I didn't know that because it exists I no longer have to take the time to punch a number into my phone contacts. Am I wrong? Help me youngsters.

I'm old people. I still carry around stamps in my purse for Christ's sake. Do I look like someone who has their Facebook notifications on all the time? Having that open kills your battery you young whippersnappers. 

What's worse is that women's group I told you all about in http://www.michelletomko.com/blog/women-water-circle. I'm in it to get empowered and achieve my dreams. The only time I was away from my computer today is when I went to attend this meeting! What the hell Universe? Now why would that happen? Clearly The Secret is a huge fan of irony. After tonight I am not.  http://www.michelletomko.com/blog/ebony-and-irony

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Michelle Tomko's comedy is a fervent blend of tomboy sensibilities courtesy of the older brothers she grew up with in the Midwest and the barrage of perimenopausal chaos the East Coast world has heaped upon her. She pulls her humor from everyday observations and classic stories of family, travel, pets, and adversity. With razor-sharp crowd work and improvisational skills to the rock-solid timing of a veteran performer, Michelle’s act is not to be missed!

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