Is this how we are doing this now? Really? I missed out on subbing at a gig tonight readers. You know why? Because I wasn't on Facebook an hour before the show when the private message came through. Not only that, but this is the second booker and the second time this has happened.
Now I have a website with my phone number right at the top. I have a cell phone. I have handed out a thousand business cards that have that telephone number on it. I have a phone with me at all times. Is it proper protocol to give people job offers on Facebook now? Isn't that a little unprofessional? Or have I just been using it for the wrong things? Because I thought Facebook Messenger was to troll for people at 1:00a.m., cyber-bully and send Rotten eCards to people from High School whose birthday you only remember because you see it in the news feed. I didn't know that because it exists I no longer have to take the time to punch a number into my phone contacts. Am I wrong? Help me youngsters.
I'm old people. I still carry around stamps in my purse for Christ's sake. Do I look like someone who has their Facebook notifications on all the time? Having that open kills your battery you young whippersnappers.
What's worse is that women's group I told you all about in http://www.michelletomko.com/blog/women-water-circle. I'm in it to get empowered and achieve my dreams. The only time I was away from my computer today is when I went to attend this meeting! What the hell Universe? Now why would that happen? Clearly The Secret is a huge fan of irony. After tonight I am not. http://www.michelletomko.com/blog/ebony-and-irony