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Cheaters Never Win...Well, We'll See.

Happy February. Happy Super Bowl. Hell, Happy Puppy Bowl everybody! I hope it is a great one. But it may be a grey one as scandal still looms overhead about Deflate Gate. Seriouslyif your team is becomining the team to hate like the Cowboys or the Yankees then you got problems.

I tend to believe all the NFL players who say Tom Brady HAD to know what was going on. I know if I am an equipment manager I'm not doing shit unless told to by a coach or player. And why if you were innocent would you not present some crazy OJ-esque alternative theory of the crime? "If the air pump doesn't fit, you must aquit."

It stinks too. Because I really like the Patriots. They work well as a team. Plus I for one was excited to see a perfect season in my life time. WOW. I mean that is hard to do. So best of luck to the players and coaches who didn't cheat. And let's see if Karma can catch up with any pretty boy or under-dressed coach who may or may not have cheated.  It would be neat to see back to back Super Bowl wins too!

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Michelle Tomko's comedy is a fervent blend of tomboy sensibilities courtesy of the older brothers she grew up with in the Midwest and the barrage of perimenopausal chaos the East Coast world has heaped upon her. She pulls her humor from everyday observations and classic stories of family, travel, pets, and adversity. With razor-sharp crowd work and improvisational skills to the rock-solid timing of a veteran performer, Michelle’s act is not to be missed!

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