I have put this off until now. But tonight with the help of my best friend and football nut ex I have registered for fantasy football this season. She was very frustrated trying to teach me how to arrange my queue of players. Because all I wanted to do was come up with a team name that would make the other managers snicker ala Beavis and Butthead. Priorities man. My co-owner and I settled on The Long Snappers because both Huge Ditka and Ben Rapelisberger were taken.
As she explained to me that I would need to log in and do my line up every week I thought to my self "why is this fun?" "It just is", she said. Ok. We will see. At least my league has stickers. We are doing a live draft and I think that makes us need stickers. So that will be cool. But any game that simulates someone's J O B to me seems stupid. Like virtual accounting. Who wants to do that? I hope all this work does not affect the quality of my wings and cause a Marinate Gate.