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Draft Dodger

I have put this off until now. But tonight with the help of my best friend and football nut ex I have registered for fantasy football this season. She was very frustrated trying to teach me how to arrange my queue of players. Because all I wanted to do was come up with a team name that would make the other managers snicker ala Beavis and Butthead. Priorities man. My co-owner and I settled on The Long Snappers because both Huge Ditka and Ben Rapelisberger were taken.

 

As she explained to me that I would need to log in and do my line up every week I thought to my self "why is this fun?" "It just is", she said. Ok. We will see. At least my league has stickers. We are doing a live draft and I think that makes us need stickers. So that will be cool. But any game that simulates someone's J O B to me seems stupid. Like virtual accounting. Who wants to do that? I hope all this work does not affect the quality of my wings and cause a Marinate Gate.

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Michelle Tomko's comedy is a fervent blend of tomboy sensibilities courtesy of the older brothers she grew up with in the Midwest and the barrage of perimenopausal chaos the East Coast world has heaped upon her. She pulls her humor from everyday observations and classic stories of family, travel, pets, and adversity. With razor-sharp crowd work and improvisational skills to the rock-solid timing of a veteran performer, Michelle’s act is not to be missed!

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