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No Trump

A guy in my building has a license plate that says "NO TRUMP". I don't know why. It's on a Corvette. Frankly, after watching Boardwalk Empire, I'm afraid to ask. But let us all preemptively select this No Trump attitude shall we? Let's send him the way of Paris Hilton and the Kardashians. An unstable megalomaniac like that is fueled by any other course of action. Don't engage.

 

I have that same archetype living across the hall from me. But after he acted like an drunken ass in our home, I wrote him off. "NO DRUNK OLD MAN" became my mantra. Do you know what? I have yet to see him in the hall since that night. I find it amazing. He is right across the hall and is in and out of his place several times daily. But I heard it before someplace in all my new-age healing stuff. Once you really cut someone out of your life they truly vanish. If you keep running into that same slime time and again you yourself have unfinished business with them. So decide to cut bait and off they will go to bother somebody else. I'm not wishing to send Comb Dome off to run for president of another country. I'm not that cruel. But how about another planet? Take your empty promises and insults right to Uranus. I like that.

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Michelle Tomko's comedy is a fervent blend of tomboy sensibilities courtesy of the older brothers she grew up with in the Midwest and the barrage of perimenopausal chaos the East Coast world has heaped upon her. She pulls her humor from everyday observations and classic stories of family, travel, pets, and adversity. With razor-sharp crowd work and improvisational skills to the rock-solid timing of a veteran performer, Michelle’s act is not to be missed!

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