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And Starts the Staycation

I am on a staycation this week with my girlfriend Jean. Seeing as we live next door to the Tropicana, I admit we are cheating quite a bit. But at any rate, it is a great thing to consider doing yourself. There's no packing or toll roads or maps or dirty bathrooms (Jean just cleaned ours) or flat tires or horrible roadside food. Yes. Did I mention no packing?

I hate packing. It brings out the best of my ability to procrastinate. I will balance my checkbook, clean out every junk drawer, and prepay next month's bills just to avoid throwing underwear and a toothbrush in a duffel bag. I suppose I don't like change.

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Michelle Tomko's comedy is a fervent blend of tomboy sensibilities courtesy of the older brothers she grew up with in the Midwest and the barrage of perimenopausal chaos the East Coast world has heaped upon her. She pulls her humor from everyday observations and classic stories of family, travel, pets, and adversity. With razor-sharp crowd work and improvisational skills to the rock-solid timing of a veteran performer, Michelle’s act is not to be missed!

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