The Last Time I Saw You, You Were So Skinny
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- Published: Sunday, 19 July 2015 12:28
"The Last Time I Saw You, You Were So Skinny." Yep. That's what a friend of the family said to me at my uncle's 80th surprise party. Also, real quick. Should you surprise an eighty-year-old? That could go either way. No?
Anyway, I cannot wait to get old so I can say whatever I want. "Yeah? Last time I saw you, you were blonde." How am I doin'?