What is it about a fire? I am at a bon fire tonight and it is wonderful. You talk. You bond. You look fabulous in the soft amber light. What more could you ask for?
Well at this particular fire one of my friends was asking if we knew any eligible thirty-something men that didn't say "dude" every other word. It's a tall order when you think about it. I can't really picture her type myself. She is one of those girls that are too smart to put up with any nonsense. But too down to earth to deal with a genius with corduroy elbows. What to do?
I think a lot of women are in this type of limbo. Are there mail-order husbands? There should be. With men being able to date all across the age spectrum, women need a way out. You can't get a stronger silent type than a frozen Russian who doesn't speak English. Maybe I found my cottage industry. ZOOM GROOM INC.? Male Order Bride? "We mail 'em. You nail 'em."
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Michelle Tomko's comedy is a fervent blend of tomboy sensibilities courtesy of the older brothers she grew up with in the Midwest and the barrage of perimenopausal chaos the East Coast world has heaped upon her. She pulls her humor from everyday observations and classic stories of family, travel, pets, and adversity. With razor-sharp crowd work and improvisational skills to the rock-solid timing of a veteran performer, Michelle’s act is not to be missed!