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The Tide Has Turned.

I'm only one week living at the shore. Sorry it's New Jersey. I mean "down the shore." But already my attitude is changing about invitations. You really have to get a good one before you will allow yourself to get pulled away from the ocean. 

Out to dinner with friends? They better be buying. Moe Mondays? Probably not. Dentist? I think I will skip it and just lay off the saltwater taffy. A sale? Well that's the thing. The apartment is so small that I may just have to pass on the Kohl's Cash too. Because my closet if full. 

I can walk to anything I need within reason here. Somebody may need to remind me to start my car every now and then. Or put me up during hurricane season.

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Michelle Tomko's comedy is a fervent blend of tomboy sensibilities courtesy of the older brothers she grew up with in the Midwest and the barrage of perimenopausal chaos the East Coast world has heaped upon her. She pulls her humor from everyday observations and classic stories of family, travel, pets, and adversity. With razor-sharp crowd work and improvisational skills to the rock-solid timing of a veteran performer, Michelle’s act is not to be missed!

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