Phone: 609-287-6559

Email: michelletomko@hotmail.com

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What to Do First.

I love my new place. With all the amenities here in the building I don't know which to try first. There's a gym, steam room, sauna, lounge, even belly dance lessons! I have never lived in a building before. Wow. I'm a house girl. I'm used to the amenities being lawnmower, trash day, trip to Home Depot and cable is out again.

All I have to do is get rid of all my crap and I can fit in my little box. It's even furnished. Only in AC. So I get to wake up every morning and feel like I am on the Golden Girls set. I keep expecting to Blanche to walk in my room and ask for the rent.

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Michelle Tomko's comedy is a fervent blend of tomboy sensibilities courtesy of the older brothers she grew up with in the Midwest and the barrage of perimenopausal chaos the East Coast world has heaped upon her. She pulls her humor from everyday observations and classic stories of family, travel, pets, and adversity. With razor-sharp crowd work and improvisational skills to the rock-solid timing of a veteran performer, Michelle’s act is not to be missed!

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