Never underestimate the power of putting oregano-lime butter on an ear of corn.
I remember being at a street fair in Chicago. I innocently went up to the window of a truck and ordered an ear of corn. My life was changed forever when the pudgy-cheeked cashier asked me "do you want mayonnaise and cheese on that?" Um. Yes.
I can't just sit down to a ear of corn now with just butter and salt. I can't. Even though I know this is 'merica and all. Today I did a variation with limes and oregano. I can't stop. It has changed me. It has even changed my view on immigration. Let the geniuses in. Anybody who has the idea to put mayonnaise on corn deserves the same rights as the soccer mom who pays $6 for a cup of coffee. Come right in.