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Lost and Found

I am been working with some very wise women. Actually they would prefer I say that I have summoned in some very illuminating Gurus. And I am very grateful.

But sometimes the universe just wants to hit you over the head with stuff. Today was one of those days. It started out as a normal day. Remember my wacky women's group I told ya about on Monday? Well as I said my day started out as it now normally does. One of those women was taking me out to lunch with her husband when an arbitrary text came through from another one that said "It's happening. you're on fire, taking action, the energies have shifted I can feel it. BELIEVE." Yep. No lie. That's the kind of positive people that are in my life right now. Crazy? Probably. But better than the gossiping soccer moms that could be filling my inbox.

Anyway, on my way to my car, after a lovely lunch with two handsome fellows and my pal, I found on the pristine snow, with nothing else around it, a metallic green dove. A stray ornament from a stricken Christmas tree? Maybe. Did my Guru feel it was a gift from the universe telling me I am on the right path? Hell yeah. I'm on the right path.

Later while trying to decide whether I should prepare for my phone interview later that day with a business contact or play a little poker to clear my mind before said interview I find on the ground a mala bracelet. Don't know what a mala bracelet is? Ala Wikipedia:

A Japa mala or mala (Sanskrit:माला; mālā, meaning garland[1]) (Tib. threngwa[2]) is a set of beads commonly used by Hindus and Buddhists. Malas are used for keeping count while reciting, chanting, or mentally repeating a mantra or the name or names of a deity. This practice is known in Sanskrit as japa. Malas are typically made with 18, 27, 54 or 108 beads.

I took it to mean play some cards. Up $23 baby! Hey to a fat chick that's a free tour of the dollar menu someplace.

And then finally as I was sneaking in the lobby of a hotel that has a great pink chandelier and free WIFI I pick out a pink chair that is just calling me from a powerful Feng Shui position in the room and what is in the crease of the cushion? A bright pink key card. Take that security guard. # Rent-a-cop.

I'm on the right path.

So for all you smarty pants that rely on the cryptic dreams of one-legged chickens and Jim Morrison making out with Al Gore, check out what the universe puts in front of us simpletons.

Good night and good luck.

P.S. Eventually the girl with the comp room showed up and checked us in. So I am off to bed with a beautiful city view, an authorized key card, new jewelry and a green partridge in a beer tree. Sign sign everywhere a sign…

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Michelle Tomko's comedy is a fervent blend of tomboy sensibilities courtesy of the older brothers she grew up with in the Midwest and the barrage of perimenopausal chaos the East Coast world has heaped upon her. She pulls her humor from everyday observations and classic stories of family, travel, pets, and adversity. With razor-sharp crowd work and improvisational skills to the rock-solid timing of a veteran performer, Michelle’s act is not to be missed!

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