1. People will pick up obvious everyday items and ask you what it is.
2. Neighbors will stop by to chat and ask if they can help. But they really just want to know if you are moving.
3. You could schedule a start time of 3:00 AM and people will still come early.
4. You would be surprised at how many of your "good friends" love your stuff but don't carry any cash.
5. Men will buy a rock with a string around it if they think it is a tool.
6. Have change. People will break a $20 to buy a used candle.
7. Be prepared to find out your taste, when spread out on a lawn, is worth $189.00
8. Have bags. Even though customers are standing at a folding table spending a nickel they expect Tiffany's customer service.
9. No, we don't have any more in "the back".
10. "Would you be willing to take 9?"
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Michelle Tomko's comedy is a fervent blend of tomboy sensibilities courtesy of the older brothers she grew up with in the Midwest and the barrage of perimenopausal chaos the East Coast world has heaped upon her. She pulls her humor from everyday observations and classic stories of family, travel, pets, and adversity. With razor-sharp crowd work and improvisational skills to the rock-solid timing of a veteran performer, Michelle’s act is not to be missed!