I remember years ago when I lived on Long Island and NYC was making an Olympic bid. I thought to myself great. Just what this town needs - more traffic and foreigners.
Now I'm in AC and wondering why in the hell there is a giant Bass Pro Shop being built when there still is not a decent grocery store in the city limits. Soon it will be officially easier for fish to get worms than people to get food.
It will also be easier to get crossbows. Which is great for people who will be living in tents because they lost their homes and will need to defend them with said crossbows. At least they won't have to go far to buy a tent. Perfect.
Just build the damn water park already.
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Michelle Tomko's comedy is a fervent blend of tomboy sensibilities courtesy of the older brothers she grew up with in the Midwest and the barrage of perimenopausal chaos the East Coast world has heaped upon her. She pulls her humor from everyday observations and classic stories of family, travel, pets, and adversity. With razor-sharp crowd work and improvisational skills to the rock-solid timing of a veteran performer, Michelle’s act is not to be missed!