I'm cleaning out my childhood home. It's tough to know what to save and what to throw out. Some things are easy. Class ring and photos - keep. Teal pumps from the 80's and 6th grade report cards - shuck. But then the ADD kicks in. So does the fear of identity theft. Then you find yourself leafing through get well cards from 1990 and gift bags you hoarded in the guest closet vowing to reuse.
I'm reminded of some of my favorite words from my hero George Carlin. "Have you noticed that their stuff is shit and your shit is stuff?" Nobody said it better than him. So tonight he speaks for me. Enjoy the master. Signed the Grasshopper.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x_QkGPCL18