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Bring your dogs in people. PLEASE! now that's enough. It's cold outside. Arnold Schwarzenegger Is not sleeping outside tonight without a shirt. So I don't care how tough your short-haired mastiff or Pitt bull is. Bring them in! 

Now I know that anybody reading the blog of a middle-aged comedian on a Friday night is not leaving their dogs out in this weather. But I implore you to say something to folks who do. Start the movement people. 

And if you are a smart dog reading this, bite the next owner who leaves his dog out. Thanks.

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Michelle Tomko's comedy is a fervent blend of tomboy sensibilities courtesy of the older brothers she grew up with in the Midwest and the barrage of perimenopausal chaos the East Coast world has heaped upon her. She pulls her humor from everyday observations and classic stories of family, travel, pets, and adversity. With razor-sharp crowd work and improvisational skills to the rock-solid timing of a veteran performer, Michelle’s act is not to be missed!

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