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Email: michelletomko@hotmail.com

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7/29 - Broadway Comedy Club NY, NY 10p.m.

 

Quit Before You're Fired

Is it me or has cable just quit? Given up. Because I am hunkered down for a hot date with Hurricane Joaquin, popcorn and not a thing I want to watch. I have been up and down the aisle. Reality shows about barbers, 15-year-old Law & Orders, and home shopping seem to be all that is onthe menu. Three hundred channels of crap, crap, crap.

 

I think cable knows the jig is up. It's over. It is going the way of the post office, the CD, and men letting women off the elevator first. I for one cannot wait. 

 

This won't be a children's hospital closing kids. If you doubt me just click on you Wifi icon and see how many signals you pick up. Now ask yourself the actual cost of all those signals. Not anywhere close to $69.99 I bet. It's worse if you live in a high rise. You know cable could make a mint just charging the building a lump sum. But no. We each need our own account.

 

Your days are numbered cable. Nothing gold can stay. Not even gold plated coaxial cables.

 

Blog Author

Michelle Tomko's comedy is a fervent blend of tomboy sensibilities courtesy of the older brothers she grew up with in the Midwest and the barrage of perimenopausal chaos the East Coast world has heaped upon her. She pulls her humor from everyday observations and classic stories of family, travel, pets, and adversity. With razor-sharp crowd work and improvisational skills to the rock-solid timing of a veteran performer, Michelle’s act is not to be missed!

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