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Storm Season

I am about to live through (I assume - I'm using The Secret) my first hurricane season. I'm a dozen floors up. So unless Hurricane Joaquin is going to look like something from The Day After Tomorrow, I should be okay. I'm also thrilled that I don't have any dogs to walk this week.


Did you ever try to walk a dog in this weather? Dogs sprout an iron bladder when it is raining. They look at you like you are trying to take them to the vet. Plus like a master procrastinator they take a half hour to do what they can do naturally on a sunny day in two minuts. I love dogs.

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Michelle Tomko's comedy is a fervent blend of tomboy sensibilities courtesy of the older brothers she grew up with in the Midwest and the barrage of perimenopausal chaos the East Coast world has heaped upon her. She pulls her humor from everyday observations and classic stories of family, travel, pets, and adversity. With razor-sharp crowd work and improvisational skills to the rock-solid timing of a veteran performer, Michelle’s act is not to be missed!

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