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River Rat

Today I left the ocean for a river. It was awesome on so many levels. I drank. I ate deep fried food. I hung out with the best bunch of friends. I raised my self-esteem to greater heights by people watching where the outfitters drop off the crazy white trash at the launch site. Great day.

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Michelle Tomko's comedy is a fervent blend of tomboy sensibilities courtesy of the older brothers she grew up with in the Midwest and the barrage of perimenopausal chaos the East Coast world has heaped upon her. She pulls her humor from everyday observations and classic stories of family, travel, pets, and adversity. With razor-sharp crowd work and improvisational skills to the rock-solid timing of a veteran performer, Michelle’s act is not to be missed!

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