I put one of my dogs to sleep last week. His partner in crime, my dog Olive, is now acting weird. Today I got a call from my ex because she would not come out from under the bed. Not for food, the jangle of a leash or the promise of me coming over got her to move. Take my word for it. That is weird. Her not coming for food is like Chris Christie well not coming for food.
Can it be that I have one of those cute elderly couples on my hands? The wife dies and then three months later the husband says "fuck it" and dies too? I hope not. Because that shit is cute only when it is not your children. Trust me.