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Monster Under the Bed

I put one of my dogs to sleep last week. His partner in crime, my dog Olive, is now acting weird. Today I got a call from my ex because she would not come out from under the bed. Not for food, the jangle of a leash or the promise of me coming over got her to move. Take my word for it. That is weird. Her not coming for food is like Chris Christie well not coming for food.


Can it be that I have one of those cute elderly couples on my hands? The wife dies and then three months later the husband says "fuck it" and dies too? I hope not. Because that shit is cute only when it is not your children. Trust me.

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Michelle Tomko's comedy is a fervent blend of tomboy sensibilities courtesy of the older brothers she grew up with in the Midwest and the barrage of perimenopausal chaos the East Coast world has heaped upon her. She pulls her humor from everyday observations and classic stories of family, travel, pets, and adversity. With razor-sharp crowd work and improvisational skills to the rock-solid timing of a veteran performer, Michelle’s act is not to be missed!

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