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New Pope Apple?

I'm sitting down to use my Macbook Pro and I think I see a puff of white smoke. Hmm? Ocular migraine? I type on. Then, I smell and see smoke again. I quickly unplug my charging computer. Now as far as I know Apple, my rented apartment nor my Macbook Pro are in charge of picking the next pope. So I assume my charger just went bad. It did.


What I wasn't prepared for is that Apple, the company that almost burned my dwelling down would want $80 to replace the chord. What the hell happened to standing by your product? I blew out a $400 blender and Vitamix replaced it no question under a, get this, 7 year guarantee. My $1800 computer malfunctions and I am on my own. Sounds fair. 

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Michelle Tomko's comedy is a fervent blend of tomboy sensibilities courtesy of the older brothers she grew up with in the Midwest and the barrage of perimenopausal chaos the East Coast world has heaped upon her. She pulls her humor from everyday observations and classic stories of family, travel, pets, and adversity. With razor-sharp crowd work and improvisational skills to the rock-solid timing of a veteran performer, Michelle’s act is not to be missed!

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