Protect your family.
Always make time to take a dip.
Growl if you don't like how you are being treated.
Eat ice cream.
You are not defined by your troubled youth.
Give high fives. They never go out of style.
Take what you want off the counter of life. Because nobody is going to give it to ya.
Screw phase two of "fetch". You are nobody's servant.
Find a good bitch to love.
When you are scared of something run right at it.
Fight 'til the end.
Michelle Tomko's comedy is a fervent blend of tomboy sensibilities courtesy of the older brothers she grew up with in the Midwest and the barrage of perimenopausal chaos the East Coast world has heaped upon her. She pulls her humor from everyday observations and classic stories of family, travel, pets, and adversity. With razor-sharp crowd work and improvisational skills to the rock-solid timing of a veteran performer, Michelle’s act is not to be missed!
