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So I'm on a social justice message board. Yesterday some of the members were planning to attend a peace march in Atlantic City. However, the step off point of the march changed from the community center to a local address. One of the white, gentrified, members wrote "Are sure of this change? From Google maps, this does not look like any place special. Looks like one of the houses in a project." I'll give you a minute...(cue Jeopardy music)...


Um, where should the march be? Longport? Linwood? I love it. I want to do a peace march. But not where any black people might actually be. And I get criticized at for things I say on stage. Wow.


So what did we learn? One: it is important to look at people's intentions as opposed to what they say. Two: I cannot wait to get old so I can say whatever the fuck I want.

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Michelle Tomko's comedy is a fervent blend of tomboy sensibilities courtesy of the older brothers she grew up with in the Midwest and the barrage of perimenopausal chaos the East Coast world has heaped upon her. She pulls her humor from everyday observations and classic stories of family, travel, pets, and adversity. With razor-sharp crowd work and improvisational skills to the rock-solid timing of a veteran performer, Michelle’s act is not to be missed!

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