Phone: 609-287-6559

Email: michelletomko@hotmail.com

facebook blue    twitter blueinsta blue

Upcoming Events:

 

 

Optimus Prime

It appears now that rampant consumerism takes a vacation no more in July folks. Enter Prime Day. A day when beach goers are summoned back to their computers to get out of the sun and get $30 off a Kindle. 

Even the greatest of my skilled hippie warrior friends can't spin this one. go ahead and try. "They just want kids to get a jump on their summer reading." "They are trying to prevent skin cancer." "Venus is aligned with...fuck it. They just want our money."

Blog Author

Michelle Tomko's comedy is a fervent blend of tomboy sensibilities courtesy of the older brothers she grew up with in the Midwest and the barrage of perimenopausal chaos the East Coast world has heaped upon her. She pulls her humor from everyday observations and classic stories of family, travel, pets, and adversity. With razor-sharp crowd work and improvisational skills to the rock-solid timing of a veteran performer, Michelle’s act is not to be missed!

Please publish modules in offcanvas position.