The time has come my friends. I have mastered drag and drop website creation. Well not really mastered. But I do know how to do my own blog posts and post videos and stuff. That's a lot for someone who usedFunk & Wagnalls to do homework. If you don't know who they are you of course can Google them. But suffice to say that they were able to harness the power of Wikipedia without using electricity.
Anyhow I met with a real web designer tonight. I'm taking this thing to the next level. But that means I have to break up with Weebly. Can I do it? Weebly has been so nice to me. So kind. So gentle. No code writing. No color scales. Just drag and drop.
But I want more dammit. I want to not log in and see a florist has my same design. I wanna live baby! I wanna have my own logo and load HD video and I don't want it to cost extra. I wanna something that is mine. This drag and drop is like you giving me some other girl's ring. I just can't have that.
I know you know something is up Weebly. You have been distant lately. You have gone to military time on my blog time stamp. Plus, all the ads on YouTube tonight are yours. Let's not do this Weebly. Let's be mature. Have some dignity. Just...let...me...go. Don't speak.