Oh. My. God. I just got done fighting with the cable company and now my phone contract is up. It never ends! And what in the hell is up with the new math at the phone store? Are they getting protocols from Common Core Testing or something? I long for the days when your bill was under, way under, a hundred bucks. You walked in and got your free clamshell and tried not to drop for two years when you could get another free one. Sometimes you even got a free case.
Now, even if you get a free phone you have to pay a hundred bucks for the case. Plus you pay for your phone monthly. If you want to buy it for the cost of an actual computer, then your line access fee goes up. WTF? There has got to be a better way. Does anyone have a rope and two cans?
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Michelle Tomko's comedy is a fervent blend of tomboy sensibilities courtesy of the older brothers she grew up with in the Midwest and the barrage of perimenopausal chaos the East Coast world has heaped upon her. She pulls her humor from everyday observations and classic stories of family, travel, pets, and adversity. With razor-sharp crowd work and improvisational skills to the rock-solid timing of a veteran performer, Michelle’s act is not to be missed!