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E2 Brute?

One of my minions (sorry Despicable Me is playing in the background as I write this) got me one of the newer "thoughts create reality" books. She dropped it off at my building while I was having free Indian food at Boardwalk Hall. She's not a minion. But how cool would that be to have some? I'd settle for one of those helper monkeys. I'd settle for a dog that actually fetched. Anyway my dear friend bought me a book. I'm reading it.

The book is called E2. I'm taking it as an omen as my agent's website is E2live. What does it mean? Right now it means no gigs and a book I don't understand. But I'm remaining hopeful. I'm a slow reader. So I'm only on page thirty. However I did use my super powers to find a lost Fitbit One. Does that count as usingThe Secret?


To Be Continued...

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Michelle Tomko's comedy is a fervent blend of tomboy sensibilities courtesy of the older brothers she grew up with in the Midwest and the barrage of perimenopausal chaos the East Coast world has heaped upon her. She pulls her humor from everyday observations and classic stories of family, travel, pets, and adversity. With razor-sharp crowd work and improvisational skills to the rock-solid timing of a veteran performer, Michelle’s act is not to be missed!

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