So who gets to decide what goes on at a wedding? I just assumed it was the bride. I don't mean the bride and the groom either. I mean the bride. Right? Can I get an amen? It's like Jerry Seinfeld says in his old routine. The reason all the men dress the same is in case anything happens to the groom all the men take a step to their left.
But I have friends who are getting married on the beach next month. Now I couldn't be happier to wear my new swimsuit to a wedding. Hell yeah. No itchy clothes, no stuffy church and no rubber chicken. Which I assume also means no chicken dance. OH HELL YEAH! I'm gonna be like "congrats where's the burgers?"
But the families of these two beautiful people are taking a different stance. "Why isn't it in a church?" "Uh it's soooooo hard to get to the beach on July 4th." "Why don't you have a wedding dress." But who is paying for this wedding? Um, the people that want it on the beach. What's wrong with this picture?
I would just like to go on record that I am proud of my fun, unpretentious, frugal friends who want to buy a house instead of buy a wedding. Good for you. Stick to your guns. And for the love of god, no flipping Macarena. That seems to upset people.