I know I just blogged about judgement. So I hope I don't go too far here. Because if there is one thing I hate it's a hypocrite. BUT! The Comcast Company and all of its subsidiaries are collectively a packed of wild, filthy, lying beasts that are doomed to walk the Earth torturing more evolved species with bait and switch tactics, monopolies and circular logic.
Here is a portion of the transcript of my last hour being vectored around to several different departments with them:
Me: "My package came with free HBO. I don't have free HBO."
Satan: "Who told you that?"
Me: "I'm reading it too you right off your own website in real time right now."
Satan: "Please hold while I talk to our supervisor."
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Satan: "We can't see that page. Basically there is nothing we can do. WE HAVE SOOO MANY PROMOTIONS OUT THERE WE CAN'T POSSIBLY HONOR THEM ALL!"
Me: "So if I own a pizza shop and you order a pepperoni pizza. But I actually deliver to you sausage pizza. By your logic I can just say we have sooo many toppings out there we can't possibly provide them all."
Satan: "Basically."
Does anyone have a VIEWMASTER I can borrow?