I know I just blogged about judgement. So I hope I don't go too far here. Because if there is one thing I hate it's a hypocrite. BUT! The Comcast Company and all of its subsidiaries are collectively a packed of wild, filthy, lying beasts that are doomed to walk the Earth torturing more evolved species with bait and switch tactics, monopolies and circular logic.
Here is a portion of the transcript of my last hour being vectored around to several different departments with them:
Me: "My package came with free HBO. I don't have free HBO."
Satan: "Who told you that?"
Me: "I'm reading it too you right off your own website in real time right now."
Satan: "Please hold while I talk to our supervisor."
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Satan: "We can't see that page. Basically there is nothing we can do. WE HAVE SOOO MANY PROMOTIONS OUT THERE WE CAN'T POSSIBLY HONOR THEM ALL!"
Me: "So if I own a pizza shop and you order a pepperoni pizza. But I actually deliver to you sausage pizza. By your logic I can just say we have sooo many toppings out there we can't possibly provide them all."
Satan: "Basically."
Does anyone have a VIEWMASTER I can borrow?
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Michelle Tomko's comedy is a fervent blend of tomboy sensibilities courtesy of the older brothers she grew up with in the Midwest and the barrage of perimenopausal chaos the East Coast world has heaped upon her. She pulls her humor from everyday observations and classic stories of family, travel, pets, and adversity. With razor-sharp crowd work and improvisational skills to the rock-solid timing of a veteran performer, Michelle’s act is not to be missed!