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Cinco De Mayo

What do you get when you mix your ex with new girlfriends, fire, tequila, pittbulls and chicharrons? Good food, good laughs and a few big feelings. But in the end a really good time. 

I'm happy to see my ex and I are through to the other side. We had a bad break up. There were some very unhelpful people involved. But despite the odds we made it. Because we are family. I'm glad we had this special day together. We are not Mexican. We hardly speak any Spanish. But what the hell? We are not Irish either. And that never stopped us in March. 

I'm just glad we are in the burbs. Because today was also free knife set at the Tropicana. So what do you get when you mix gamblers with tequila, rain and a Emeril Lagasse, rainbow knife set? I don't want to know Esse. 

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Michelle Tomko's comedy is a fervent blend of tomboy sensibilities courtesy of the older brothers she grew up with in the Midwest and the barrage of perimenopausal chaos the East Coast world has heaped upon her. She pulls her humor from everyday observations and classic stories of family, travel, pets, and adversity. With razor-sharp crowd work and improvisational skills to the rock-solid timing of a veteran performer, Michelle’s act is not to be missed!

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