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Ho'o pono pono

Today my, I'm not sure what to call it. I guess what I do on Monday afternoons would be considered a new-age class. It is comprised of folks from several schools of the mental health field. Some have credentials. Some don't. As a comedian I obviously am in the latter. How did I get in this group of energy healers? Well I guess I made the right shrink laugh. But every group should have a token comedian no?

So this group of very spiritual people bring different techniques together to heal their patients. They go beyond what Western medicine suggests. Think they may have all the answers? Think again. You should see them all trying to get their Google Hangouts to work. The spirit world and wifi often have trouble finding the same plane. 

Today we learned about the Hawaiian healing technique of Ho'o pono pono. Believers feel they can heal the world by. Healing themselves. You can Google it. It's a real thing. The idea is to take responsibility for your roll in creating whatever you don't like. Rain, divorce or Rush Limbaugh can all be healed by your own inner healing. All you have to do is say these four lines and focus on healing. 

I'm sorry. 

Please forgive me. 

I love you. 

Thank you. 

Pretty cool huh? The correct order of the sentences is a bit fuzzy. But it sure as hell beats direct confrontation - especially with Rush Limbaugh!

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Michelle Tomko's comedy is a fervent blend of tomboy sensibilities courtesy of the older brothers she grew up with in the Midwest and the barrage of perimenopausal chaos the East Coast world has heaped upon her. She pulls her humor from everyday observations and classic stories of family, travel, pets, and adversity. With razor-sharp crowd work and improvisational skills to the rock-solid timing of a veteran performer, Michelle’s act is not to be missed!

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