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Way too cold for global warming.

So it snowed in Cleveland Thursday. It's almost May and it snowed. So that should shut up all you uneducated, Obama hippies that there is no global warming in 'Merica! What they should do is call is "GLOBAL COLDING!" 'Merica. Know what I'm saying? Stick that in your peace pipe and smoke it Earthday.

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Michelle Tomko's comedy is a fervent blend of tomboy sensibilities courtesy of the older brothers she grew up with in the Midwest and the barrage of perimenopausal chaos the East Coast world has heaped upon her. She pulls her humor from everyday observations and classic stories of family, travel, pets, and adversity. With razor-sharp crowd work and improvisational skills to the rock-solid timing of a veteran performer, Michelle’s act is not to be missed!

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