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Kids. I Dunno What's ...

"Great. Get balloons and I'll make animals for the kids". It seemed innocent enough. What was I thinking? I met up with my buddies from high school and was subsequently invited to first communion the next day. Note to self: What sounds good at midnight after a couple of beers will NOT sound as good the following day.

There was a lot of screaming, a ton of "it's my turn", and somebody got poked in the eye. But after it all I got a lot of thank yous and hugs. So I guess it was worth it. 


Oops. Gotta go. There is still a half a bag of balloon animals to make. The bad kids are just getting snakes.

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Michelle Tomko's comedy is a fervent blend of tomboy sensibilities courtesy of the older brothers she grew up with in the Midwest and the barrage of perimenopausal chaos the East Coast world has heaped upon her. She pulls her humor from everyday observations and classic stories of family, travel, pets, and adversity. With razor-sharp crowd work and improvisational skills to the rock-solid timing of a veteran performer, Michelle’s act is not to be missed!

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